Here Dolly Parton is traipsing down the red carpet at the Oscars. That pose might have worked during her "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" days, but, aye, she's gonna break a hip. She just turned 60!
The dress is cute, but the boobs look like their gonna pop at any second.
Dolly seriously, I love you like a mother, but switch plastic surgeons STAT! Get Joan Rivers doc for Christ sakes. Joan's face may not move, but at least she doesn't have those nasty cracks in her face.