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Afternoon Delights

Liz Taylor announces that she does not have alzheimer's disease. Then asks where she is and, "How the hell did all you people get into my living room?!" AP

Nick Lachey lowers his settlement request from $8m to $5m so he can get the cash from his ATM Jessica quicker. PostChronicle 

Why do straight boys take all our good ideas? First pomade? Now bathroom stalls? Details magazine maps out the best bathroom stalls are in NYC...Pg.6

Kevin Spacey stars in the most exensive movie ever...they had to digitally manipulate him to look like a straight man...DailySnack

Didn't want to spend $350 for a ticket to see Madonna's latest show? Let NBC pay for it. They're in talks to pay Madonna $15m to air the show. 429News

Batwoman Lipstick Lesbian

Batwoman will come back to DC comics as a lipstick lesbian socialite who "moonlights as a crimefighter." Feeeerce!

In her latest incarnation, she is a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another 52 character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya...

The new-look Batwoman is just one of a wave of ethnically and sexually diverse characters entering the DC Comics universe.

Others include Mexican teenager Blue Beetle - who replaces the character's previous white incarnation - and the Great Ten, a government-sponsored team of Chinese superheroes.

They say this is a first for lesbian characters, I beg to differ!

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Michelle Rodriguez' Hard Time Ends After Four Hours

In a surprising turn of events, Michelle Rodriguez, (Girlfight, Lost) was released from her jail sentence after four hours and 20 minutes of her two month sentence. What did she do immediately after she got out?

The night of her release, the actress was spotted at the Tropicana Bar at the Roosevelt Hotel, and on Monday night at the Hollywood club Shag.

Now taking bets. How long 'til Michelle gets thrown back in the slammer?

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Ugly Husbands Anonymous Meeting Now In Session

Jennifer Lopez and Leah Rimini (King of Queens) were spotted having lunch together. What were they discussing? My guess is how to start Ugly Husbands Anonymous.

Cillian Murphy, Aurora Separated At Birth?

Loveable lunatic, Cillian Murphy, (Batman Begins) was shot for Italian Vogue. These photos showed me how hot this little European twink really was. Check it!

Anyone else notice how much Cillian Murphy looks like NYC's drag queen exquisite, Aurora, without makeup? It's freakin uncanny.

Sarah Jessica Parker's Empire Magazine Shoot

Style maven, Sarah Jessica Parker, was recently shot for Empire magazine.  She says, "I don't compete with teenagers, that'd be delusional." Luckily Sarah's photo retouching team does compete with teens and flatens out all those wrinkles you know cover that girl's face.

Afternoon Delights

Mayor Bloomberg has come out against anti gay marriage legislation for NYC. In related news, the uppity Upper West Side gays throw a parade! 429 News

Why is it that Oprah snubbed rappers and "keepin' it real" blacks? Pen15 has your breakdown of Oprah's Legends Ball.

Jennifer Aniston is planning her move to The Big Apple to "feel like a normal person again." Right, because us New Yorkers are real salt-of-the-earth-type people. Hollywood

Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated. (Referring to Brangelina's baby.) That baby better walk on water and start turning Lake Ontario into a nice Merlot.

Nicole Richie's boney body is now nicely covered in some fat. Too bad she's already on the phone with Jenny Craig! Sky

Lindsay Confronts Paris About Their Rivalry

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have been in a serious feud ever since TMZ released a video of Brandon Davis calling Lindsay a "firecrotch," all while Paris laughed hysterically. The two were never seen together since...that was, until Wednesday night.

Hilton was sitting at the VIP table with her sister Nicky, Courtney Love, and other friends at the L.A. hot spot, when Paris' arch enemy Lohan walked through the door.

"... [Lindsay] just came over. And then she sat down right next to Nicky!"

The girls sat there in shock while Lindsay just started talking to them!

"She starts saying, 'Hey guys, what's going on.' Like nothing ever happened!"

...Lindsay eventually leaned over to Nicky and said, "You know, I never saw the video, so, you know, I'm not mad.

My explanation for Lindsay's sudden turn around? Sounds like Lindsay's coke dealer disappeared...who better to grab the number for a delivery service than Paris?

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Posh Without Make-Up, Still Flawless!

Here's a few pics of Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice without make-up in Madrid.

Even without make-up she's turning out a fierce look...

I love that she has the UBER limited edition D&G Motorola phone. She's so the bitch that has everything.

Return of Model Or FRAUDEL! Victor T.

(By popular demand, I am bringing Model or Fraudel back to a weekly post for ELH.)

This week's random Models.com portfolio is Victor T. This fool actually posted pics from his cameraphone. I have just one tip Victor...cameraphone pics will not get you modeling jobs. Polaroids, maybe. I don't know what type of lunatic would want to cast this hoo-ha in a commercial...maybe some porn.

What do you think? Is Victor a Model or Fraudel?

Your comments below.

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