Michael Vartan Has Franken Parts
Michael Vartan, the adorable man who stole your hearts in Never Been Kissed, has franken parts. What exactly is a franken part? It's a white guy with a dark penis. Don't believe me? Check out these photos Ned sent me after the jump.
(It's a little wierd...The only other franken part I've seen was a Latino boy with a pale penis. Maybe he rubbed off the color?)
If you have pics of other Franken Parts, go ahead and send it to me...
The pics are obviously Not Safe For Work
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Posted by: legend | May 23, 2006 at 05:57 PM
um, its actually kinda normal for caucasian guys to have darker genitals than their skin tone - this colour change generally occurs around the onset of puberty.....
just sayin'
Posted by: Craig | May 23, 2006 at 06:01 PM
A penis is a penis. Am I supposed to be disturbed or something? The only disturbing thing about this penis is that I'm not looking at it in person, to be perfectly honest.
Posted by: Jerry | May 23, 2006 at 07:27 PM
The shots are from the thriller One Hour Photo in 2002. Staring Robin Williams.
Posted by: Ben | May 24, 2006 at 05:00 AM
truly ... you need to see more penii ... Vartan is well within the norm ...that is so not Franken ... its not even Al Franken
Posted by: Deekay | May 24, 2006 at 10:14 AM