Why does an Entry-Level Heiress, such as myself, dislike that poor kid? Well, months ago I broke a story about Janice Dickinson partying it up in the East Village at Eastern Bloc. My pics, which I was almost sued for, made their way over to "Ate Too Much Pez" Hilton's website, amongst others. I E-mailed them all asking for a link back to my site, which is usual blog-ettiquette. Guess who never responded? That's right. So here's his Manhunt profile:
(BTW Thanks to Faded Youth and his anonymous informant.)
Pez' pics are soooooo old. He now looks like someone who swallowed the old Pez.
Yes that's his torso below. His "8 incher" is after the jump. NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!
What about perez being associated with a crystal meth problem?
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Posted by: Mario | June 29, 2006 at 03:15 PM
I used your pictures too, but only a couple and included the link to see the rest. I LOVE JANICE!
Posted by: Joe | June 29, 2006 at 07:12 PM
Love you, Joe!!!
Posted by: EntryLevelHeiress | June 30, 2006 at 01:25 AM
Well if he had a meth problem he'd be a hell of a lot thinner, not the chubster that he is. I'm not going to lie, I love/abhor him.
Posted by: Ms. Anon. | July 04, 2006 at 05:51 PM
Yes I do mean abhor, not adore.
Posted by: Ms. Anon. | July 04, 2006 at 05:52 PM
READERS: Spread the word to all legitimate blog sites to disable right-click function (aka stealing photos) as X17 has done. This prevents thieves like Perez Hilton (real name, Mario Lavandeira) from getting filthy rich from stealing the work of others.
Posted by: Truth Seeker | October 29, 2006 at 05:11 PM
right click...you can use other cut and paste functions...duh
Posted by: whatever | October 31, 2006 at 03:33 PM
man, you don't even need to cut/paste. Take a screencap, and toss your name onto it.
Posted by: durr | October 31, 2006 at 04:34 PM
Oh, man. How many times will I unsuspectingly be led to a shot of Perez Hilton's penis?
Posted by: WendyWayrad | October 31, 2006 at 09:44 PM
Perez Rules, and has the best cleb news site EVER!!!!!!
Perez Rocks, and so does his cock!
Posted by: Random Sexy Gay Dude (wink wink) | October 31, 2006 at 09:51 PM
Yuck-o-rama.
Posted by: Shane Hensinger | October 31, 2006 at 10:37 PM
perez craked it. you ppl are in a cut throat buisness where anything goes NO RULES! as far as i can see.. he is the number one gossip bitch and proberly worth every penny he has.
Posted by: kylie | November 01, 2006 at 05:35 AM
i kinda think he looks better with more meat on him.... he's not so skinny and goofy lookin'
Posted by: gmattson | November 01, 2006 at 10:03 AM
The reason you paps are hating on Perezzo is because people like me go to his website first thing every day! I love his in-your-face style, get over it!!
Posted by: Moksha, #1 Pez Lover | November 01, 2006 at 06:07 PM
hey to da Ms. Anon. person, yeah uhm i jst thought i'd let u guys all noe dat evn if they do disbale the right clicky thingo so ppl cant steal da pixx, there is another way to get them, u click da 'PrtScn' botton thingy on your keyboard den go to paint or whatever & jst paste it on there & cute out the bits u dunt want. But, perez is acctually kinda smart, he draw/ writes on them so he noes if sumwun stole it from him so yeah.
peace. <3 =)
Posted by: mary =) | November 02, 2006 at 12:53 AM
Fuck u bitch, ur just jealous. Perez Rules
Posted by: Mzz Perez Hilton | November 03, 2006 at 06:58 AM
get a better marketing strategy, be a shameless self promoter, and you too can be as successful as Perez. Don't hate because you ain't got the skillz!
Posted by: snarky | November 03, 2006 at 10:32 AM
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Posted by: Averagestart | December 19, 2009 at 07:10 AM
– And one final note, in case this wasn’ t enough of a downer already. 14% of people surveyed said they’ ve had an affair. . . and two- thirds of those people say the sex was MIND- BLOWING compared to what they’ re having back at home.
Posted by: | August 30, 2010 at 03:05 PM
"nearly eight"? Funny because in the Jonathan Jaxson AIM conversation he says its about 8.5". I'm surprised he's cut, too -- I was expecting uncut.
Posted by: Ryan | November 10, 2011 at 05:02 PM