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EXCLUSIVE: Are Christina And Hubby Jason Headed For Splitsville?

Chrisitina Aguilera looks mighty unhappy in these pics as she leaves a restaurant in LA with her hubby, Jason Bratman. They've been together for years in a total state of fugly bliss. However, Christina looks like she just got the bad news. A source close to the couple says they've been having trouble ever since Christina started work on her new album. "Her focus hasn't been on Jason like it was before. She's totally focused on success for this album and doesn't want to let anything get in the way."

For their sake I hope they can work things out. On the other hand, if they split, Christina can finally be with someone hot! She's been with that gutter trash for way too long.

Final Nail In The Coffin For Star Jones

Born Different

Some people are just born gay. This little cartoon explains some of the current thought on the matter.

The Guest List

That's a start! Oliver Stone will donate 10% of the World Trade Center's first five days' receipts to 9/11 charities and the rest of the days he will donate the moolah to his Ferrari fund...Cracksie Lohan was hospitalized for overdosing overexhaustion and dehydration while filming in the 105 degree heatwave of the west coast...Prince or 'the artist formerly known as' but currently known as 'in the closet' will have to find a new princess. He's leaving his woman...Tori Spelling, stood to inherit more than $300m but daddy left her high and dry with a measly $1m. Try buying an apartment in NYC with that!...Flying a rainbow flag "is like running up a Nazi flag in a Jewish neighborhood" <-Some dickhead meathead in Kansas...Six Flags in LA area, Magic Mountain, might close due to rowdy teenagers and poor attendance...Full list of Madonna's demands when she tours example: An all white dressing room, including the walls. That bitch is cuuuuu razy! TTFN!

The Devil, Might Actually, Wear Prada

Each new generation needs a graphic icon to signify their values. The late 60's had its smiley face. The 80's had the "$". But what would significantly represent our culture of anorexic celebrities, war and hell bent addictions of all kinds? Well, according to the NY Times we are the generation of the skull!

You might have seen them appearing on everything from shoes, to belts, and even $800 cashmere sweaters by Lucien Pellat-Finet. The skull is here to rock! But some 'goths' feel they own that look.

“This is such a huge gripe of mine,” said Voltaire, a musician in New York and the author of “What is Goth?” (Weiser Books, 2004), a kind of “Preppy Handbook” for the living dead. “Throughout hundreds of years of history, what the skull has communicated is, ‘I am dangerous.’ That’s where the irony is. You can buy dangerous for $11.99 at Kmart.”

For years Voltaire was the happy owner of several skull-motif sweaters hand-knit by an eccentric Englishwoman. He recounted that a woman stopped him the other day on an East Village street to admire the one he was wearing. “She said: ‘I love your sweater. Is it Ralph Lauren?’ Then I found out that Ralph Lauren has a whole store that sells skull stuff.”
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Y'All Wanna Go Down, In The Pool, With Me Tonight? Let's Get Soaking Wet!

If you knew the title of this post was from a dance song you get 10 extra gay points! Even if you didn't know that, here's a little boys gone wild (g rated) YouTube of two gorgeous frat types hangin by the pool throwin' around a football.

Thanks JustUsBoys (Link is NSFW)

Where's Matthew?

Best Week Ever got a hold of those famous pics of Matthew McConaughey on the beach doing some tantric yoga and had a Photoshop contest. Who could make the best, "Where's Matthew?" pic. The one I did was a little too X Rated for Best Week Ever...

Rapping Granny Is The Best On A Crappy Show

America's summer surprise hit America's Got Talent, slipped a bit in ratings tonight. (It was #1 two weeks ago.) The only thing that keeps that show from falling out of existence is the Rapping Granny. She's in her 70's, dresses in floral print granny dresses, and calls to the audience, "Throw yo' hands in the air!" and "Hey Granny it's yo' birthday." There wasn't much else on the show worth watching (lots of cheesy magic acts, yawn, I got better effects from taking acid). One shining moment was watching poor David Hasselhoff try to dance to hip hop. 

Here's David in his pre America's Got Talent days in a cheesy video for his rendition of "Hooked On A Feeling". He's hooked on somethin' alright.

Remember this cheeze ball video. I think this is where David got his inspiration.

Tomorrow is the results show for America's Got Talent featuring another new performance of Rapping Granny next week Wed. 8-10pm.

The Guest List

Happy Wednesday July 26th, on this day back in '91, a man named Paul Reubens was arrested for playing with his Pee Wee Herman in an adult movie theater. 'Member that? Today in Hollywood history...Jessica Simpson will be Rosie O'Donnell's first taste on The View...Mo'nique was booted off a United Airlines flight because her entourage was being rowdy. United Airlines then had the audacity to give her a shitty statement of 'apology'...Josh Duhamel is rumored to be broken up with Pea Soup Fergie. He was spotted with lots of ladies with big silicone boobies...Maddox has been named most beautiful child in Hollywood...

TOLD YOU SO Lance Bass: "I'm Gay"!

Lance Bass, blondie femme hottie from N'SYNC, recently came out in People Magazine:

"I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything,"

Read more after the jump...