Beat Your Way To A Healthier You

A new study finds men are less likely to develop prostate cancer the more they masturbate...
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...aaaaaaahhhhhhh. That's better. As I was saying:

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

There is one caveat-the more a person has actual sex, the higher his chances of developing the cancer. Ergo. Beat it, just don't find a place to put it. Looks like Pee Wee Herman ain't never getting prostate cancer.

    Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%...

    The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

    The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together.

    The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.

For a healthier you (if you are a biological male) make sure you masturbate five times a week. Don't forget a condom. And please remember I won't even mind if you have Entry-Level Heiress open in a window while you beat it to Internet porn!

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