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Why do I hate the John Mayer Jessica Simpson hookup? Could it be 'cuz both of them are just so damn bland? Don't get me wrong, the new Jessica album drops it like its hott, and John's prolly the catchiest songwriter around, however, just look at the two of them. Oh where's Nick's sexy face when you need him?...I said I'd never utter her crusty name but this is an exception. Paris' album tanked...It's a case of the blind leading the blind. Harry Morton, Lindsay's man is trying to calm her drinking down. This coming from the cracksie who left the club with 'coke eyes'...Life on the D-List. Toastee, from Flavor of Love, speaks and is made to feel like a queen for the day...Reichen's ex-boyfriend/roadkill 'breaks it down' and speaks his mind...

The Heiress Is On Standby

Yo. I'm at the JetBlue terminal in JFK. In a few minutes I'll be boarding a plane and hopping on my 1,357 (or so it feels) trip back home to lovely San Diego. I'll be leaving behind a weekend of rain and gloom and will arrive in 82 degree sunny sky gorgeousness fit for Labor Day.

ELH won't be running at full schedule for the next week or so. I'll try and put together a guest list everyday so you'll know what's up.

Love ya!
Kevin

The Guest List

Mario Lopez' ass is all over the Internet. He plays a doctor in the next season of Nip/Tuck and rumored to have a gay sex scene with Dr. Christian Troy. Here's his ass pics...Big Gay Al Reynolds was out partying with men in hot pants while his wife Star Jones was waiting for him. Probably crying with a gallon of ice cream and clutching her PayLess Shoes...Meredith Vieira (I hate that fools name it's hard to spell) disses The View. She calls it a 'joke'. The punchline? Rosie O'Donnell sipping coffee with the ladies that's the funny part...Ice Cube blasts the current state of rap. He calls it "bling party music" and wishes rappers would get back to dealing with issues...Saddam Hussein is tortured by watching his gay self in The South Park Movie. He says the devil's not really his type. He likes a man a little more like Al Reynolds...

Down Low Ne-Yo's Out And Showin' The Nads

Ne-Yo's reportedly come out of the closet. Don't know who Ne-Yo is? Here's his video. You'll remember the song.

Anyway, an E-mail went out from Essence Magazine tipping the press off to their October Issue. In it there will be a lengthy article with Ne-Yo:

"Yes, I am gay, and I have always been." After several internet rumors have been circulating around the internet. He also said, "You now this world we live in is full of judgement, resulting in one of the reasons why it took me so long to come out of the closet."
 

Read the whole letter after the jump. Ne-Yo discusses who his song "Unfaithful" is about. And that his label tried to pay him to stay in the closet. This comes after his Sidekick was "Hacked" resulting in pics of him getting a BJ surfacing all over the Internet. Those pics also, are after the jump. (NSFW).

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Video: Tara Reid Denied At The Door As Paris Laughs Her Way In

TMZ has a great moment of Tara Reid denied at the door, as Paris walks in. Check it out.

Remember that video of Britney crying in front of Matt Lauer. You laughed but almost felt bad for the poor little tramp? Same feeling here. If you missed that Matt Lauer Britney interview. Who cares!? Here's the spoof.

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How To Kill A Great TV Show, Add One Lame Loser

Remember that last season of The Brady Bunch. When Bobby was gangly and long. Cindy started to look sexy. And Greg and Marsha were probably doin' it? Well, most people started to tune out. What did the producers do to spice up a flailing show? They added Oliver. Cousin Oliver killed the show in five episodes.

You'd think the rest of Hollywood would learn from the mistakes of the Oliver Factor. Nope. Here's a list of old shows which after falling down in ratings added a kiss a of death in a bright shiny new character.

T he Cosby Show Oliver Factor-Olivia, Raven Symone. That little bitch thought she was Rudy. Uh Uh.

There's A Naked Gladiator Cleaning My Kitchen, Quick! Give Him A Greencard!

Xtra Pine has a new soft core video on the net. (SFW, but you might get laughed at.) You can pick which semi-nude hunk you want (out of three). Your choices: busted, fugly, and steroid.

Then you tell him what to wear. (In my choice above I picked Steroid, in a Gladiator outfit, listening to Latin music.) Of course after I picked the latin music the stupid meat head had to say some shit like, "Latin, muy bueno!" In the most what-Latins-hate-about-white-people accent. Anyway, barring its cheese factor its nice to see men subjected to the same objectification that women have received in beer ads for years. I will make sure to buy X-tra Pine for my cleaning lady Elena from now on!

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Britney Is So Wrong For This Peach Getup

Britney in LA.

Japanese officials also thought Britney was too gross to splatter across their subways. A picture of Brit preggers and nude from the Harper's Bazaar shoot, was censored because it was too 'stimulating'. The officials eventually came around. They realized it would be good pr for birth control!

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