The highlight of last night's Flavor of Love Season 2 premiere on VH1 wasn't all the hoebagging going on. (Although there was a smackload of that. Where do they find all these borderline hooker nasty chicks?) It wasn't Flav's creative use of adjectives when naming his 20 girls ie Payshintz (patience.)
It was when a fat ass girl named Somthin' took a shit on the floor after she won the first round of elimination. Personally I think she got a little nervous and just had to relieve herself on the new marble floors.
I've got a recap and some pictures after the jump.
After a stressful elimination round, Flavor Flav raises his glass to toast the remaining girls. "Congratulations!" Note the big girl on the left starting to squat down.
Somethin' (her name) shoots back up, looks around to see if anyone is watching her. HELLO! You're on TV. Of course we're watching you, you stank ho!
Here's another shot of looking to see if anyone saw her "drop the kids off at the pool." Somethin' hot tails it upstairs without anyone noticing.
Somethin' hot tails it upstairs without anyone noticing.
Then they see it!
It takes a real dirty girl to make Flav think you're nasty!