Xtra Pine has a new soft core video on the net. (SFW, but you might get laughed at.) You can pick which semi-nude hunk you want (out of three). Your choices: busted, fugly, and steroid.
Then you tell him what to wear. (In my choice above I picked Steroid, in a Gladiator outfit, listening to Latin music.) Of course after I picked the latin music the stupid meat head had to say some shit like, "Latin, muy bueno!" In the most what-Latins-hate-about-white-people accent. Anyway, barring its cheese factor its nice to see men subjected to the same objectification that women have received in beer ads for years. I will make sure to buy X-tra Pine for my cleaning lady Elena from now on!