One of my favorite sites to pass the time is Overheard In New York. Sometimes I feel people are grandstanding for others when they say stupid shit like:
Coworker #1: So what've you been up to?
Coworker #2: The usual. Just whacked off.
Coworker #1: Dude, you're on speakerphone.--Office, Midtown
Another wonderful site to peep on nannies is I Saw Your Nanny. It's chock full of crazy nannies talking too long on the phone or eating their babies fruit snacks. What's even more funny than the nannies are the insane mothers who are always on a National Security Red warning for juice boxes. (NYTimes)
And finally for everyone that's ever worked in a restaurant (yes, I too have done my time serving salads, and scooping desserts. But I wore a tuxedo, doesn't that count for something?) Here's Waiter Stories on Salon.com
"The best people to wait on are gay men, by far. The worst are probably lesbians. And I'm a lesbian. They don't tip."
--Waitress on Christopher Street







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