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Model or Fraudel? Sweatshirts And Belly For Fall '06

Did I miss last month's issue of Vogue magazine? Are bellies, receding hairlines, and seatshirts the hot hot look for Fall '06? Today's random Models.com portfolio is David F. I kid you not this is a real portfolio. David is currently looking for work. Preferrably in high fashion editorials.

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The Guest List

• Welcome back to the Anna Nicole Smith Circus Show, next up, she marries her lawyer Howard K. Stern. Star
• Beyoncé and Jay Z get crushed by the weight of their egos. TMZ
• Madonna tops Britney for highest paid female celebrity. Her new 'do ain't bad either. Superficial
• Avril Lavigne spits on photographers in a drunken stupor. Egotastic!
• Calling all West Coast gays! Disneyland's unofficial 'Gay Day' is Oct. 7th.  Advocate
• 'Ugly Betty' last night was geeeeeenius. Desperate Housewives is so over. Long live Betty! Boston
• Gay couples living in Rhode Island can marry in Massachusetts. 365 Gay
• MUST SEE VIDEO: Lesbionic couple hold their own to a homophobe twice their size in a Wisconsin diner. The Milwaukee Channel by way of Towelroad

Mel B Says: I Gots Ta Feed My Baby!

Melanie B, aka Scary Spice, was out with her adorable daughter Phoenix buying some crap with Eddie Murphy's credit card. (The two, henceforth Melanurphy, have been linked since their family trip to Maui.)

A source close to the couple said, "Phoenix is a gem. She plays well with Eddie's kids."

I wouldn't be surprised if they announce a wedding date in the next few months.

The Day That TRL Ran Out Of Celebrities

Constantine was on TRL recently and made audiences wonder, "Has TRL run out of celebrities?" Surely any other F-List celebrity would do. Like Rerun from "What's Happening?" Surely if you dust Rerun off and throw him on stage he'd look better than dirty Constantine. That boy smells like corn chips.

Cuddle Contraption and Other Useless Inventions

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Eva The Diva Comes Out, Told Ya!

Eva Pigford, winner of America's Next Top Model cycle 3, was photographed during Atlanta Gay Pride in a sexual embrace with American Idol contestant Frenchie Davis. I guess that's going to make Eva's "fiancé" Henry Simmons of NYPD Blue a little confused. The proof, as they say, is in the puddin'. Check out a bit of nip after the jump. It's a little scandal though so only proceed to the next page if you don't mind a lil' woman on woman action. K? (NSFW)

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The Guest List

• Anna Nicole's kid update: Lexapro, methadone, and Zoloft killed him. People
• A preview of Screech's sex tape. (SFW) TMZ
• Brad Pitt: No more pictures with my pants off. Page6
• Real World Ann Arbor casting. What?! They didn't want to do Detroit? Bricks And Stones
• Sexy Justin gets back at Janet. He controls top spot on the charts. StarPulse
• Minnesota's anti-gay marriage ammendment looks like it won't pass. 365Gay
• Gays should die for a war they don't believe in just like everybody else. More protests at military recruitment offices. 365Gay

"I Say, I Want To F*#@ Her!"

Whitney Houston gets an indecent proposal.

Winchester, UK Football Initiations

While trolling the Internet I found some pics of the Winchester, UK Football team and their initiations. Thongs, bare chests, and boys in dresses, shit yeah!

Jessica's Momentary Paralysis

I have never, in my life, see Jessica Simpson look THIS bad! Maybe the one-two punch of divorce and getting dumped by John Mayer have caused momentary paralysis. (The last time I made fun of handicapped people I got so much shit for it. So I won't say anything, but you know what I'm thinking. That girl looks like a...)