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Hugh Jackman is butt crust ugly.
Hugh Jackman is toe up ugly. When he's not hiding behind a beard and a Williamsburg haircut in X-Men as Wolverine, the man is hideous. Especially next to Christian Bale who is flawless. (Never was there a better Batman.)
This next posting was too explicit to make the homepage of ELH if you wanna read about golden showers, submission, and general humiliation, then click on...
Grab my hair, spank my a$$, make me beg & %#$@ me hard...
Playstation 2's new videogame 'Bully' (by the same makers that brought you the sex scenes in Grand Theft Auto) features a character that likes to give flowers to other boys and then make out with them. He even has a type-the tall sexy, surfer, butchies.
Nicky Hilton was caught shooting a campaign for her new Nicky O Hotels in South Beach with semi nude models. Then all of a sudden, the models dropped their swimsuits and went butt-assed naked! (NSFW after the jump)
European soccer fans are joining a week of anti-discrimination/racism protests. At a game between Germany and Poland, fans will wear scarves and hold up signs protesting homophobia in sports:
In Germany gay fans of Hertha Berlin will be wearing anti homophobia scarves and holding a poster at their side’s game against Borussia Mönchengladbach this week.
Schalke Football Club will also be distributing anti homophobia posters in the city...
The idea behind the FARE Action Week is that a wide range of initiatives and activities address local problems within their club or community, while also joining groups across the continent to present a unified stand against racism and discrimination and promote a message of One Game, One Community.
Carly is a man. I found him under the male model search of Models.com. I can't say he is a drag queen because his drag isn't even that good. Carly is a man in a dress. A dress from the back of Conways after it has been on the Clearance rack for over a year.
Anyway, do you think he has the chops to be a real working "model?"
Sad but true. This is Ricky Martin's new coiff. Usually when guys start combing their hair to the front they're trying to cover their receding hairlines. I say embrace the bald. Confidence is sexier than a bad haircut. Anyway, WTF with the bowl cut? Maybe that's the hot hot look in Puerto Rico, but if you wear that cut around my 'hood, Chelsea, you get cut with a high heeled shoe!
Sometimes the sexiest men are the ones that have bad joo joo following them. (See story about gay pen pals in the "joint"). This crazy keepin' it real thuggy got shot in the ass then hobbled up to the radio booth and started hosting and mixing live on air:
April 27, 2006: Minutes before a scheduled freestyling session on hip-hop tastemaker Funkmaster Flex's Hot 97 show, Brooklyn up-and-comer Gravy is shot in the buttocks. Ignoring the searing pain in his ass, Gravy goes upstairs to the studio and proceeds to freestyle on the air. "What was I supposed to tell Flex?" Gravy said later. "'You know what, Flex? I'm sorry, man. I can't do the show. I was standing downstairs, got shot in the ass.' What, are you nuts? I had to do what I had to do." Medical staff at St. Vincent's hospital eventually found the bullet in Gravy's sneaker.
That's some work ethic. If that guy was on a reality show you know he's goin' to the top. Not like those whiny bitches on America's Next Top Model
