Someone sent me an E-mail stating they'd turn themself into an elf. "Sure, whatever." I was bored. I clicked. I laughed. So should you. Especially, if you're sick of staring into space in front of your computer because there's nothing on TiVo, you've read your online newspaper, and probably spanked a few monkeys. Face it you're bored. So go check out Elf Yourself.
So now you ask, how do I turn tricks as an elf? One word, LittlePeopleMeet.com.