Post Secret is one of those places where you send in a secret and the whole world gets to read it, albeit anonymously. It's a great way to save $100 every week on therapy. (Don't sue me if things get bad...) but I'd suggest canning a therapist and sending one in every week instead. Look how much fun this lady is having.
Overheard In NY. Where would I be without you? Maybe a few minutes of laughter less than the man I am today.
Here's an Overheard In NY post about some ghetto-assed flights:
just a few minutes our flight attendants will be starting beverage and
snack service, including Coca Cola products and five snack options.
Please listen carefully, as FAA regulations strictly prohibit our
flight attendants from repeating these options. --Incoming flight, LaGuardia
Flight attendant on intercom:
Well, everybody, sorry for that delay -- the plane was late coming in
from California. On the other hand, I have some good news: I just saved
a bunch of money on my car insurance. --JFK
We will be boarding this flight to Atlanta shortly, but this flight is
overbooked. At this time, we're asking for two volunteers to... Damn,
Pilot on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome you aboard and thank you for choosing, uh, JetBlue... This is JetBlue, right? --JetBlue flight leaving JFK
Flight attendant: We want to thank you for flying with us today and remind you that there's no one who loves you or your money more than Delta. --JFK
Flight attendant on intercom:
Please turn off your cell phones, pagers, iPods, laptops... Basically,
anything that is bringing you joy right now, just turn it off. --JFK
Flight attendant on intercom after landing: Well, we're here. --LaGuardia
This is an old video. But for some reason, I have never seen it. (I watch so much VH1 Celebreality that I have very little time to devote actual research to my bloggable stories!) If you're like me and have never see the video clip that reignited the F-Gate scandal. Have a gander. Notice how unbelievably nervous our friend T.R. is. He can't even squeeze out a few simple words to tell Ellen she was a pioneer to come out 10 years ago. (Has it been that long? I think me an Ellen came out at the same time.)
Why would anyone pick on T.R.? He's so middle of the road straight acting? Now, if Snagglepuss was a co-star on Grey's Anatomy I think I might even call him a big old F-ggot
A boy of 12 is believed to have become the world's
youngest sex change patient after convincing doctors that he wanted to
live the rest of his life as a female.
The boy -
originally called Tim, but now known as Kim - has started to receive
hormone treatment, in preparation for the operation that will
eventually complete the sex change.
diagnosed as a transsexual two years ago, when doctors and
psychiatrists concluded that his claims to be "in the wrong body" were
so deeply felt that he required treatment. The therapy involves
artificially arresting male puberty, with a series of potent hormone
injections before the administration of female hormones to initiate the
development of features such as breasts.
aged 14, and officially registered as a female, Kim looks like a
typical girl of her age. She dresses in fashionable clothes, has long
blonde hair and blue eyes and dreams of moving to Paris to become a
fashion designer. Her parents, who initially assumed their son was
going through a temporary phase, eventually grew accustomed to seeing
him as a girl.
Now, I don't know about you, but when I was a little boy, I knew God screwed up and should have made me a girl. Then later I learned it was called G-A-Y. After that, I started working out, working IT, and became the Entry-Level Heiress. Today, I'm so glad to be a man. No offese ladies but I love my power tools. So, would you allow your 12 year old to make-the-switch before he even learns to use what he's got?
Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter", released a few photos of himself showing the goods with a horse to promote a new production of "Equus". Which is, from Wiki, "Equus is one of the most significant English-language plays of the past 30 years..." One reason it's so great:
Sixty people from the audience will actually be seated on stage when
the Harry Potter star, in his role as the troubled groomsman Alan
Strang in Peter Shaffer's celebrated play Equus, simulates a sex act
while naked and astride a horse. The play, which also stars Richard
Griffiths, will be performed in the round for 16 weeks at the Gielgud
Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, with previews starting on February 16
and an official opening night planned for February 27.
The rest of the audience will have to be content with watching Daniel,
17, from the stalls and the circle - but I predict that those 60 seats
on stage are going to be the most sought-after seats in London.
Daniel Radcliffe will not only simulate sex on stage, but five days a week, and twice on Saturday, for 16 weeks. How about that, huh? I wonder if there's a Union for sex workers? And now about that horse...Those Brits are a little sick. That's the second Brit (Madonna's the first for that W Magazine shoot) to eroticize a horse. I think if Mr. Ed was shown in Britain they wouldn't act so weird.
I love luxury. But hate paying for it. When shopping for clothes, I try and grab designer fashion from sample sales, or discount racks, then blend them out with a jacket from Target. As long as people start thinking you the type to pay for designer crap, when you feature a K-Mart couture shirt, they'll wonder in amazement, "Where'd you get that?"
When I eat out, I don't like to pay the full price for designer meals. I make my own. But when I'm sick of looking at the dirty dishes in the sink I click onto Restaurant.com. You can search your zip code, then check out its 1000's of haute cuisine spots. AND you'll buy discounted gift certificates. For example:
Get into it. You can get a $100 dinner for $40. And you get gift certificate so you won't have to drop a coupon
and get accused of being a cheapskate. You'll simply look like you were
VERY good for Christmas this year.
Endemol will film a group of addicts 24 hours a day as they fight to kick the habit in rehabilitation.
Moss's boyfriend Pete Doherty, who has battled heroin and crack
cocaine, is among the stars approached to take part in Rock Stars in
Others tipped to move
into the Big Brother-style house include ex-Celeb BB contestant Donny
Tourette, who was filmed snorting cocaine during a fly-on-the-wall
series about his band The Towers of London, and Dominic Masters singer
in rock group The Others, who is addicted to crack.
As you can probably tell, this is a British show. So we will only get to watch YouTube clips and screen caps from snarky blogger Ate-Too-Much Pez Hilton. Oh well.
The actor was the subject of a widely-publicized homophobic slur by a
cast mate and he “is so upset about the situation and so disgusted by
how it was all handled,” that he’s planning to leave the show, says a
“He kept his word, but then the whole thing blew up again at the Golden
Globes, and when he was asked about it, he basically called Isaiah a
liar,” says the source. “He feels that the atmosphere there is so toxic
and unhealthy. I suppose things could change and we would stay, but for
now, he’s planning to leave the show.”
Eh? I suggest he go to rehab for a little while and think about that decision carefully. Thankfully, the mouthpieces say he won't be going anywhere soon. (But then again, those same mouthpieces did cover up the whole, Patrick Dempsey vs. Gangsta Washington domestic violence debacle.)
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