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'Post Secret' And Dump Your Therapist

Post Secret is one of those places where you send in a secret and the whole world gets to read it, albeit anonymously. It's a great way to save $100 every week on therapy. (Don't sue me if things get bad...) but I'd suggest canning a therapist and sending one in every week instead. Look how much fun this lady is having.

Overheard On Flight Number Kookoo

 

Overheard In NY. Where would I be without you? Maybe a few minutes of laughter less than the man I am today.

Here's an Overheard In NY post about some ghetto-assed flights:

Pilot: In just a few minutes our flight attendants will be starting beverage and snack service, including Coca Cola products and five snack options. Please listen carefully, as FAA regulations strictly prohibit our flight attendants from repeating these options.
--Incoming flight, LaGuardia

Flight attendant on intercom: Well, everybody, sorry for that delay -- the plane was late coming in from California. On the other hand, I have some good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
--JFK 

Gate attendant: We will be boarding this flight to Atlanta shortly, but this flight is overbooked. At this time, we're asking for two volunteers to... Damn, bitch!
--LaGuardia

Pilot on intercom: Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to welcome you aboard and thank you for choosing, uh, JetBlue... This is JetBlue, right?
--JetBlue flight leaving JFK 

Flight attendant: We want to thank you for flying with us today and remind you that there's no one who loves you or your money more than Delta.
--JFK 

Flight attendant on intercom: Please turn off your cell phones, pagers, iPods, laptops... Basically, anything that is bringing you joy right now, just turn it off.
--JFK

Flight attendant on intercom after landing: Well, we're here.
--LaGuardia

via Overheard in New York, Jan 31, 2007

T.R. Knight On Ellen

This is an old video. But for some reason, I have never seen it. (I watch so much VH1 Celebreality that I have very little time to devote actual research to my bloggable stories!) If you're like me and have never see the video clip that reignited the F-Gate scandal. Have a gander. Notice how unbelievably nervous our friend T.R. is. He can't even squeeze out a few simple words to tell Ellen she was a pioneer to come out 10 years ago. (Has it been that long? I think me an Ellen came out at the same time.)

Why would anyone pick on T.R.? He's so middle of the road straight acting? Now, if Snagglepuss was a co-star on Grey's Anatomy I think I might even call him a big old F-ggot

12 Year Old Boy Has Sex Change Before He Even Learns To Use IT...

(Image not of Kim...just FYI)

Taken from Telegraph.co.uk:

A boy of 12 is believed to have become the world's youngest sex change patient after convincing doctors that he wanted to live the rest of his life as a female.

The boy - originally called Tim, but now known as Kim - has started to receive hormone treatment, in preparation for the operation that will eventually complete the sex change.

Tim was diagnosed as a transsexual two years ago, when doctors and psychiatrists concluded that his claims to be "in the wrong body" were so deeply felt that he required treatment. The therapy involves artificially arresting male puberty, with a series of potent hormone injections before the administration of female hormones to initiate the development of features such as breasts.

Now aged 14, and officially registered as a female, Kim looks like a typical girl of her age. She dresses in fashionable clothes, has long blonde hair and blue eyes and dreams of moving to Paris to become a fashion designer. Her parents, who initially assumed their son was going through a temporary phase, eventually grew accustomed to seeing him as a girl.

Now, I don't know about you, but when I was a little boy, I knew God screwed up and should have made me a girl. Then later I learned it was called G-A-Y. After that, I started working out, working IT, and became the Entry-Level Heiress. Today, I'm so glad to be a man. No offese ladies but I love my power tools. So, would you allow your 12 year old to make-the-switch before he even learns to use what he's got?

 

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Harry Potter Has Sex On Stage

Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter", released a few photos of himself showing the goods with a horse to promote a new production of "Equus". Which is, from Wiki, "Equus is one of the most significant English-language plays of the past 30 years..." One reason it's so great:

Sixty people from the audience will actually be seated on stage when the Harry Potter star, in his role as the troubled groomsman Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer's celebrated play Equus, simulates a sex act while naked and astride a horse. The play, which also stars Richard Griffiths, will be performed in the round for 16 weeks at the Gielgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, with previews starting on February 16 and an official opening night planned for February 27.

The rest of the audience will have to be content with watching Daniel, 17, from the stalls and the circle - but I predict that those 60 seats on stage are going to be the most sought-after seats in London.

Daniel Radcliffe will not only simulate sex on stage, but five days a week, and twice on Saturday, for 16 weeks. How about that, huh? I wonder if there's a Union for sex workers? And now about that horse...Those Brits are a little sick. That's the second Brit (Madonna's the first for that W Magazine shoot) to eroticize a horse. I think if Mr. Ed was shown in Britain they wouldn't act so weird.

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Eating Out Like An Entry-Level Heiress

I love luxury. But hate paying for it. When shopping for clothes, I try and grab designer fashion from sample sales, or discount racks, then blend them out with a jacket from Target. As long as people start thinking you the type to pay for designer crap, when you feature a K-Mart couture shirt, they'll wonder in amazement, "Where'd you get that?"

When I eat out, I don't like to pay the full price for designer meals. I make my own. But when I'm sick of looking at the dirty dishes in the sink I click onto Restaurant.com. You can search your zip code, then check out its 1000's of haute cuisine spots. AND you'll buy discounted gift certificates. For example:

Get into it. You can get a $100 dinner for $40. And you get gift certificate so you won't have to drop a coupon and get accused of being a cheapskate. You'll simply look like you were VERY good for Christmas this year.

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Fear Factor Rehab Edition

This is the true story of seven addicts, placed in a house, to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start feeeeening for a bit of da' crack rock!!!!. Fear Factor Rehab Edition!!!!

This is true I wouldn't make this shit up even if I tried.

Endemol will film a group of addicts 24 hours a day as they fight to kick the habit in rehabilitation.

Kate Moss's boyfriend Pete Doherty, who has battled heroin and crack cocaine, is among the stars approached to take part in Rock Stars in Rehab.

Others tipped to move into the Big Brother-style house include ex-Celeb BB contestant Donny Tourette, who was filmed snorting cocaine during a fly-on-the-wall series about his band The Towers of London, and Dominic Masters singer in rock group The Others, who is addicted to crack.

As you can probably tell, this is a British show. So we will only get to watch YouTube clips and screen caps from snarky blogger Ate-Too-Much Pez Hilton. Oh well.

Over 20,000 Signatures To Have Gangsta Washington Removed, But T.R. Leaves?

Somebody explain this to me like it's my first day working at McDonalds? There is an online petition with over 20,000 signatures to have Isaiah Washington removed from Grey's Anatomy for using the F-word numerous times and for choking Patrick Dempsey. Then T.R. Knight decides HE's the one to leave the show?

The actor was the subject of a widely-publicized homophobic slur by a cast mate and he “is so upset about the situation and so disgusted by how it was all handled,” that he’s planning to leave the show, says a source...

“He kept his word, but then the whole thing blew up again at the Golden Globes, and when he was asked about it, he basically called Isaiah a liar,” says the source. “He feels that the atmosphere there is so toxic and unhealthy. I suppose things could change and we would stay, but for now, he’s planning to leave the show.”

Eh? I suggest he go to rehab for a little while and think about that decision carefully. Thankfully, the mouthpieces say he won't be going anywhere soon. (But then again, those same mouthpieces did cover up the whole, Patrick Dempsey vs. Gangsta Washington domestic violence debacle.)

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