Don't start writing me hate mail. The girl is a diva-extraordinaire. Beautiful face, and a voice that could knock over a truck driver...but all those editorials you've seen in, ahem, US Weekly, "How American Idols Lost Weight!" It's all bullshit. She's a heffer.
My friend Quamin and I went to the "One Night Only: New Year's Eve Eve" Party to hear her Ms. Jennifer Hudson sing live. 45 minutes late, I gasped when I saw her ginormous frame. US Weekly reports that she's lost a crapload of weight. The picture in the magazine looked nothing like the meatball on stage. And what of her diet of vegetables and fish? Boyyyyyy I could smell a bucket of chicken wafting through the Hammerstein Ballroom.
One final thing, the dancers. Kevin and Kim Aviance turned me out, but the rest of the babboon male dancers were tripping over themselves. Check it out.