The New York Times has gone tabloid by reporting the high school catfight that is network television. In this morning's paper, a reporter interviewed The Donald. He was not shy, thank God, with his words:
"Rosie is a bully. And I learned in high school, when there is a bully, you have to hit that bully between the eyes and high"...
"Barbara is a sad case. This has revealed the real Barbara."
He also decided to call Rosie “not smart,” “crude,” “disgusting,” “a slob” and “an animal.” But we've all heard that before. I don't think anyone believes any of it. Even though it's true she is fat, and if you really want to know what it's like to be around Rosie, read the roman a clef written by her former editor in chief, Sally Koslow at McCall's magazine which soon became titled "Rosie" then soon was shitcanned. Ms. Koslow's book is entitled, Little Pink Slips. (Due April of '07)