Victoria Beckham is a blogger. She should call it, "Fabulous, Kunty, and Rich-Motha Fucka!" She can honestly do no wrong in my book. I continue to buy anything she puts out. Now, I'm devoted to her blog. An excerpt is below:
It's been a busy few days. I've been house-hunting in L.A. and looking at some schools for the last few days...
We've been lucky enough to be invited to a couple of Golden Globe parties, and met a lot of great people. As for the clothes - wow - there are some gorgeous dresses being worn by Hollywood's finest. I wore a Cavalli a-line shift dress. It had a detailed neckline and little pockets in the most gorgeous plum colour with beautiful shoes covered in shimmering crystals by Le Silla. It was FABULOUS !
...Will keep you posted with more news soon.
It's been reported that Victoria Beckham refuses to wear a pink sari to Elizabeth Hurley's pain-in-the-ass-wedding.
So in the spirit of her new blog, here's what I think her next blog entry will look like...
That bitch face, ho bag Hurley. Couldn't keep her man from having sex with prostitutes workin' it fo spare change. Now she's onto the next gullible billionaire. She wants me to wear a freakin' pink sari?! PINK?! Who does she think I am Paris Kunt-Face Hilton?! Next she'll want us all to tell her how amazing she looks and forget that she's already 2 months pregnant. Shotgun wedding anyone?
Anyway, I'm off to go buy a country. Now that David's getting $150m I think I'm going to buy Malawi. Maybe teach that Madonna bitch who's top dog in Britain.