Now that a bit of the shock has lifted from Anna Nicole Smith's death, I get a lot of questions. Not exactly what was in her fridge before she died. (TMZ has those gritty details, methadone and slimfast, shocking to say the least.) The questions I'm asked are from my shallow shady friends. Here's some of the best.
What's going to happen to Sugar Pie-Anna's adorable little pooch? In some inheritance cases, dogs get more money to live on than people. Will Sugar Pie get a widfall of the cheddar?
What's going to happen to low-self esteem personal assistant Kimmie? Will she find those pictures of methadone in Anna's fridge and steal some for herself?
Anyone hear from Bobby Trendy? Where are the hangers-on we all came to love/hate from the Anna Nicole Smith Show?