Here's Britney Spears leaving an office in midtown NYC. It looks like the weave is finally making her go bald. She should hold off on the Mr. Ed extensions for a awhile.
Remember when the same thing happened to Christina Aguilera? The rumor was, her days of sporting curly short hair hid the fact that her locks couldn't take any more artificial weaves. It's only recently that her hair has come back in thick Latina style.
[Photo from Dec. 06 CosmoGirl]
File this under: Why would I want to see that?
Maybe I'm the only one who hasn't seen "One Night In Paris", (NSFW) Pamela's sex romp with Tommy Lee, or any other straight celeb porn with bad production and lame camera angles. (Okay so I did check out Limp Bizkit's porn, but like I said, totally piss poor angles. You could barely make out which one had the penis.)
So, why would I want to check out Britney's rotund stomach (pronounced stom-atche in honor of "Borat") making babies with K-Fed's crooked penis? According to Salon.com Kevin Fedderfuck is trying to peddle a porn of the two together and is getting offers of up to $50m. Apparently, Britney giving him half of their lavish LA mansion wasn't enough for Kevin's limp biscuit. He is trying to leverage the porn for more money in their divorce settlement. I wonder if there was anyone who approved of her marriage to this no talent backup dancer.
Let this be a lesson to all you ladies and heart-on-sleeve homos out there. When all your friends sing in chorus that the man you've given your poonanny heart to is a goldigging crack addict, listen. Just think WWBD (What Would Britney Do?) Then do the complete opposite.
Britney Spears has only herself to blame for her horrible parenting, even worse choice of mate, and failure to produce an album in a reasonable amount of time. Which is why I doubt many people will "take her side" if they watch Britney's interview on "Dateline" Thursday:
"They’ve crossed the line a little bit,” says Spears, “...they like to have the person they pick on, I feel like I’m a target.”
