If you want to slip into a swimsuit mid-winter (maybe a trip to Fort Lauderdale), try yourself a pair of these fun, and handy Wii weights! (I'm assuming you were able to get a Wii. Lord knows I STILL don't have one. Fucking Nintendo Fascist Fucks.)
These Wii Weights wrap around your wrists to make those backhand swings really count. This is just a prototype, and one that won't get made as it has nothing to do with a Wii other than the photoshopped logo, so if you want to have the same effect just go out and buy some wrist weights and get ready to hate gaming.