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Fear Factor Rehab Edition

This is the true story of seven addicts, placed in a house, to find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start feeeeening for a bit of da' crack rock!!!!. Fear Factor Rehab Edition!!!!

This is true I wouldn't make this shit up even if I tried.

Endemol will film a group of addicts 24 hours a day as they fight to kick the habit in rehabilitation.

Kate Moss's boyfriend Pete Doherty, who has battled heroin and crack cocaine, is among the stars approached to take part in Rock Stars in Rehab.

Others tipped to move into the Big Brother-style house include ex-Celeb BB contestant Donny Tourette, who was filmed snorting cocaine during a fly-on-the-wall series about his band The Towers of London, and Dominic Masters singer in rock group The Others, who is addicted to crack.

As you can probably tell, this is a British show. So we will only get to watch YouTube clips and screen caps from snarky blogger Ate-Too-Much Pez Hilton. Oh well.

Josh Lucas Is Headed For Rehab

This past week a good friend of mine saw Josh Lucas on the street. They live near each other and has maintained a very neighborly relationship with the 'old fuck', ie attending parties with rivers of the 'ol white stuff. (No not Cool Whip, that would be Jake Gyllenhaal) He spotted him across the street coming his way around 10 am. The closer he got the worse for the wear Mr. Lucas was. Lips, blue. Skin, yellow. Teeth, clenched. Skin, wrinkly. Hair line, growing by the minute. They exchanged niceties. My friend saw he bought bushels of orange juice. Probably to detoxify. Whatever. How about a real detox Mr. Poseidon?

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