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Harry Potter Has Sex On Stage

Daniel Radcliffe, "Harry Potter", released a few photos of himself showing the goods with a horse to promote a new production of "Equus". Which is, from Wiki, "Equus is one of the most significant English-language plays of the past 30 years..." One reason it's so great:

Sixty people from the audience will actually be seated on stage when the Harry Potter star, in his role as the troubled groomsman Alan Strang in Peter Shaffer's celebrated play Equus, simulates a sex act while naked and astride a horse. The play, which also stars Richard Griffiths, will be performed in the round for 16 weeks at the Gielgud Theatre on Shaftesbury Avenue, with previews starting on February 16 and an official opening night planned for February 27.

The rest of the audience will have to be content with watching Daniel, 17, from the stalls and the circle - but I predict that those 60 seats on stage are going to be the most sought-after seats in London.

Daniel Radcliffe will not only simulate sex on stage, but five days a week, and twice on Saturday, for 16 weeks. How about that, huh? I wonder if there's a Union for sex workers? And now about that horse...Those Brits are a little sick. That's the second Brit (Madonna's the first for that W Magazine shoot) to eroticize a horse. I think if Mr. Ed was shown in Britain they wouldn't act so weird.

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The Donald vs The O'Donnell: Madonna Defends Her Pal Rosie

This morning on Today, a very tardy Madonna showed up to defend her buddy Rosie O'Donnell.

"People are giving Rosie a hard time. I wish they'd stop, I don't think it's fair..."I don't know exactly the context of what she said," Madonna told Vieira Thursday morning. "I have to hear it from the horse's mouth. She's a standup comic. All standup comics talk about provocative things in their monologues before shows."

Madonna was there to promote her role in the new movie "Arthur and The Invisibles" by Luc Besson ("The Fifth Element"). She lends the voice of the beautiful princess Selenia.

She didn't discuss any other hot-button Madonna topics such as her newly adopted son David Banda. Or Angelina Jolie's reported scathing remarks about her published in People. Miss Jolie has since said her comments were taken out of context and is planning on giving People a swift Mrs. Smith-style kick to the ass.

Madonna was nowhere to be found at her 8:35am scheduled time. Meredith Vieira later told Madonna after she showed up minutes later, "I saw my career flashing before my eyes when they said you weren't here."

To which Madonna bitchtasticly replied, “I’m always seeing my career flash before my eyes." Honey, that's not your career, that's hot flashes!

Madonna To Adopt A Malawi Baby?

Madonna is currently in Malawi building an orphanage and child care center. There are rumors abound that she is going to adopt a baby. However, her rep, Liz Rosenberg, issued this statement this morning.

"She is building an orphanage and child care center and is involved in other initiatives geared toward helping children orphaned by Aids thru the Raising Malawi organization. She has not adopted a baby despite reports that she has."

Getting adopted by Madonna is like hitting the Powerball. Talk about set for life.

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