Alright … Alright!......ALRIGHT! ….. So I know I have been slacking with my reporting …… I do apologize …. Well today we’re going to talk about the red carpet of the Golden Globes … since I don’t believe in the best or worst, I’m going just talk about cute or not cute … Keep it simple ….
Let’s start with America Ferrera in her purple gown by Brian Reyes …. We have to agree this Betty is not that ugly but being a new found celebrity she has not found her “slimming” paparazzi pose … One can only hope for next year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Next contestant on “What Were They Thinking” ….. Miss Angelina Jolie - Thorton - Pitt ….. I understand that you are the “face” of St. John’s, but like every job you should leave your work at home ….. the gown is less than flattering … It looks like it’s covering a set of “Shiloh sucked on “ saggy ass breast …. Miss Jolie you are FIERCE and your body is pumping … It is your duty , as being a role model to all trannies, to give us effect…. I did attempt to contact her and let her know, but brad screamed at me telling me “it’s 2:30 in the morning F@#! off!” …. Nice language Brad….. NEXT!
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this gown …. It’s very that! …. When you think of this dress the words: modern, wearable couture should pop into your head …. The make up is soft and classy , and we’ll choke up her hair to the fact that she’s British…. We say choke cause that’s what she should do to her stylist …. It’s ok girl you got 2 out of 3 …. NEXT!
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