Model or Fraudel: I scour the site Models.com looking for the best and worst the modeling industry has to offer. Today, we have Yang C. He's "26" (lies). Has a "31" waist" (more lies, look at the belly) and would love to be a model. Here's some of his portfolio:
Carly is a man. I found him under the male model search of Models.com. I can't say he is a drag queen because his drag isn't even that good. Carly is a man in a dress. A dress from the back of Conways after it has been on the Clearance rack for over a year.
Anyway, do you think he has the chops to be a real working "model?"
Did I miss last month's issue of Vogue magazine? Are bellies, receding hairlines, and seatshirts the hot hot look for Fall '06? Today's random Models.com portfolio is David F. I kid you not this is a real portfolio. David is currently looking for work. Preferrably in high fashion editorials.
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Bobby M. is from Kansas City. He's a working model. His online portfolio is filled with tear sheets from local Kansas City shoots; however, tear sheets...do not...make a model. Does he have it? Or is he a forgettable mess headed for the city rehab clinic with an overinflated ego?
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Each wednesday I search Models.com for a random model. One that truly shows how insane that website really is. I can't for the life of me, see how some of these 'models' get on this website? It is sad to think how long they've "always wanted to be a model!" This week is Robert W.
Robert W. is from Moriarty, NM. He's 50, 5'6" and can't take a good picture. I'd say this heap of unphotogenic messiness' next stop is a Thailand where fugly people like him are prized (only for) their US Citizenship. Casting agents please. Send Robert W. an E-mail and let him know...It'll never happen!
Today's random Models.com portfolio is Laurence H. from Cedar Park, TX. He's nothin' but sass. The boy looked like he walked into Glamour Shots and told them to make him a star! What do you think? Is it sexy? Is it real?
I haven't done a Model or Fraudel for AGES. But when I saw Queerty's Men of MySpace, which I LOVE! I thought. Shit! Man! I've been doin' that for months! So get ready for a weekly/semi weekly Model or Fraudel from now on.
Here's a random pic from Models.com. Let me know what YOU think in the comments section.
Chris N., from Port Charlotte, has lost his dammned MIND! How much drugs DID he do before his phototastic shoot? And the one where we get a 'bird's eye view' of his nostrils? I can see his brain and read his thoughts-the thoughts are saying "Help me I am crazy!"
But like Kimora Lee Simmons says "Conformity is boring." Boring, this boy is not.
Matthew L is today's random Models.com portfolio pick. He's giving you majoy lip action. I can just smell the collagen aroma coming from this boys lips. He's got abs, a cute look, I think he's a model. He'll go far, like maybe an ad for Falcon video or something.
What do you think? Model or Fraudel? Your comments below.
Today's random Models.com portfolio is Michael T. He looks a lot like Nick Lachey! They could totally be brothers. For that, I'm gonna say that he'll have a long career. He's a Model.
What do you think? Is Michael T. a model or fraudel? Your comments below.
Today's random Models.com portfolio is Derek P. He's a slightly goofy, sorta awkward, barely cute kind of guy. In his "headshot" he looks like he just smelled a fart-not really a good look for a portfolio now is it.
What do you think? Model or Fraudel? Your comments below.
