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'Short Bus' Provides 97 Full Frontals, 2 Threesomes, 5 Orgies and 1 Amazing Story

John Cameron Mitchell, "Hedwig and The Angry Inch", wrote and directed "Short Bus". A wonderful movie with lots of sex. The New York Times gave it a rave review:

...a carnivalesque romp in which men and women engage in sex in a multitude of creative combinations. An ode to the joy and sweet release of sex, the film manages to be a sincere, modest political venture that finds humor where you might least expect it, notably in a ménage à trois featuring a cheeky rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner.”

Even conservative Roger and Ebert gave it Two-Thumbs, and a boner, up!

I saw this movie last night and I must say there are way more sex scenes than you would think. While you cover your mouth and think "Holy Moly!" You're drawn into the story and say, "Yeah, me too..."

Another Gay Classic!

Another Gay Movie is by far the best comedy of Summer 06. Instant classic. It's got the laugh-'til-it-hurts/shock value of Scary Movie 2. Full frontal shots, no less than 6. (And that does include 2 hard ons and one full frontal masturbation scene. If this movie was rated it would have easily gotten an X.) I would only recommend it to the most savviest of straight audiences though. A lot of the humor (fisting, penile pumps, DP's, BDSM, Vanilla to Belgian Chocolate) is a little niche-intended for a gay audience. If you bring the straights, you might want to cover their eyes in a few scenes!

It's on a rolling release. The dates and cities it plays are after the jump.

New WTC Movie Is A Stinker

Cindy Adams from The New York Post, is never one to mince words. Her opinion on the new WTC movie by Oliver Stone:

It's lousy. Slow-moving and formulaic. At the Wall Street Journal's private Core Club screening earlier this week, not everyone lasted the two hours. One slugged it: "like a made-for-TV job." It hops back and forth from a scene of cops buried under rubble to a scene of families awaiting word, to a scene of computer-created devastation, to a scene of reaction shots. Back and forth. Back and forth.

It is way too soon for a movie about what happened at the WTC. Oliver obviously wanted to be the first to attach his name to an infamous day in American History. NYC didn't allow him to have access to any shots below Canal (WTC was waaay below Canal.) The commission made sure it was as hard as possible for Oliver to shoot this movie, and it shows on film.

The movie sucks. Don't waste your time.

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Silent Hill Was Crap

Friday nite I decided to take in a movie with a troupe of brite young things.

We hit the first theater, 34th St., which always delivers a rowdy ghetto crowd, and it was SOLD OUT! That's the worst feeling in the world to run up on a theater and see those flashing words...SOLD...OUT! SCREW...YOU!