[Nicole Richie, in hoochie shorts, getting a ride from boyfriend Joel Madden]
Nicole Richie is worried she will have to do time for her Dec. 11 DUI arrest.
“She was really freaking out,” an “insider” told the mag. “Paris kept telling Nicole not to worry, that everything was going to be fine.” Richie is apparently especially worried because she has a 2002 DUI under her belt.
One unkind observer quipped to The Scoop: “Maybe she’s worried that prison stripes will make her look fat.”
...Or that nothing with match the outfit. Or maybe that they don't have Crunchy Spicy Tuna. Or that her only form of shopping will be done by pusing ...D...4 for Snickers.