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Paris Hillton: "I get #u@ed in the butt fo Coke"

Paris Hilton didn't pay her $208 storage bill. So it went to auction. Some wise entrepeneur is selling access to its entire contents for the low low rate of $40. What does $40 get you?

• Watch billionaire kids do blow off each other's chest
• Read her diary about how she gave some kid Herpes
• Pathetic love notes from Nick Carter
• Receipts, where does her money go?
• Lots of Paris style nudity
• Video of her saying, "I get fucked in the butt fo coke!" Watch it here. NSFW (Click the free download, then wait 30 seconds, then click the download button. It's in .WMV. There's nudity so don't try and look for it on YouTube. It ain't gonna happen. Or try PopSugar again, NSFW.
  

I wouldn't buy that crap. Soon enough it'll all come to light. Keep your eyes peeled here. When I get more info I'll post it. I'm sure Paris worked a deal with these "theives" to get a cut of the action. So why give her any more money.

Paris is A Billboard Slut

Paris new job is hawking "up and coming" CD's, ie Bob Sinclair. But, unlike other celebs who casually segue a plug into an interview, this dumb slut simply holds up a new product for all the paparazzo to shoot. Hence, she's a ho bag billboard slut. Hey Paris, while you're promoting goodies, how about a shout out...

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The End of Paris Hilton, Proof # 513

Tina Fey, of 30 Rock, was on Howard Stern this morning dishing about former celebs she hated. One in particular will surely get you ROTF. When conversation turned to Paris Hilton, Tina let it all hang out. The following excerpt taken from CityRag:

Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of shit"!

Tina didn't hold back on how much she and the cast hated Paris. We transcribed some of her hilarious comments...

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.

More, Why Paris is a skank, after the jump...

OUT Magazine + Stupid Spoiled Whore = FabulART

Welcome to Pride 06. 'Tis the season for celebrities to don OUR gay apparel and wish US a fabulous, parade/pier party. First up...Paris Hilton on the cover of OUT Magazine. I have never seen a stupid spoiled whore look more statuesque. It's fabulart...

More pics after the jump...