Rupert Everett thinks gay is a young man's deal:
Unfortunately, I am single, yes, but I'm too exhausted for anything else and being gay is a young man's game. Now no one wants me. Being gay and being a woman has one big thing in common, which is that we both become invisible after the age of 42. Who wants a gay 50- year-old? No one let me tell you. I could set myself on fire in a gay bar, and people would just light their cigarettes from me.
Well Rupert. In order to help you out, here's a gay support group for old people and the men that love them. Senior Action in a Gay Environment (SAGE). They'll love you and support you and probably teach you which fiber works the best for your aging digestive tract! What a deal!