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BREAKING NEWS: Australia's Next Top Model Comes To VH1

[Photo Credit: VH1 Australia’s Next Top Model contestants: Atong, Gemma, Nicole, Sam, Chloe, Zoe, Naomi, Shannon, Simmone and Allana.]

For all you America's Next Top Model fans, here comes Australia's Next Top Model.

Aside from the stress of learning the ropes of the business, the finalists also have to deal with the ups and downs of ‘model house’ life: tears and tantrums, accusations of fake breasts and theft. Then there are the cheating claims, the ‘you’re too skinny’ taunts and all the high drama you’d expect when you put 10 competitive and hugely ambitious girls under one roof!

Sounds like a typical week in my Fire Island house. Anyway, VH1 will air all eight episodes starting March 5 at 10 pm.

TRL Hits The Skidz

The show that launched my endless need for TV time tidbits, TRL (which I was an exuberant correspondent aka talking head in a bubble in 1998 "I want to request Backstreet Boys' 'I Want It That Way' because it reminds me of my girlfriend...) is going to get the ax. Yes, I know, there never seemed to be enough time on Total Request Live to actually show videos. The majority of its lineup was filled with inane games and even more inane interviews with celebrities. RIP TRL BFF 143 AAF...

Here's a thought. You ever notice there's a TRL stance? Next time you watch, notice that EVERY host puts left hand in pocket, right hand leans the mic on their chin, and they slouch. (I watch WAY too much TV!)

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2 Surgeons 1 Big Coming Out

Great! The ONE time I miss 'Nip fuckin' Tuck' Dr. Troy and Dr. MacNamara get all gay! Watch this fabulous two-some in a pair of square cut trunks prance around a gay bath house. So hot. I assume it's a dream. But can anyone who watched this damn episode give a brotha' the 411!?

Project Runway Sends 4 To Fashion Week

For the first time ever, "Project Runway" is sending four designers to fashion week. Jeffrey (the rocker) Laura ("I'm fabulously glamorous"), Michael (straight outta da hood) and Uli (ditz of Miami).

Last night I literally bit my nails off fretting over who was going to be sent home. I thought milkmaid Uli was getting the boot. She's a total one note with her flowing pretty prints. After she won the challenge (make a dress that shows who you are as a designer for Elle Magazine) I was totally stumped as to who the loser was to be. Then Heidi Klum announced all four would be going to fashion week. I peed all over myself including my cat. My pussy was very angry.