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• New Katie Couric book will detail every last assistant she traumatized. PageSix
• Paris and Jessica Simpson car wash 'mashup'. The Sun
• Dog has a pup. Maggie Gyllenhaal has a girl. Nat'l Enquirer
• How many Starbucks have invaded/graced your neighborhood. FindByClick
• Janet Jackson is not on top. Reuters
• Karl Lagerfeld sends a 300 pound woman in lingerie down the runway.Take that Madrid! Profusion123
• 3 reasons why Victoria Beckham needs to drop Katie Holmes as a friend. The bitch is too tall! Bricks and Stones

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• Why holding hands is beneficial to your psyche? NYTimes
• Wow you mean Tara Reid didn't fall off the face of the planet? She's finishing some movies, getting rid of her scars, and shrinking her boobs... Bricks and Stones
• Babs' digs at Dubya. StarPulse
• Anna Nicole UPDATE: Baby daddy #1 Larry Birkhead files suit enforcing Anna to come to US and take a take part in a paternity test. Nat'lEnquirer
• Teen who bashed gays after San Diego Gay Pride this year was sentenced to 10 years in the bathhouse prison. 365Gay
• Need more Sen. Foley scandal? Here's more IM action. PEN15
• Top 10 Plastic Surgery stars in the UK. Daily Mail

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• Christina Milian broke? Media Take Out Her MySpace page says otherwise. MySpace
• Miss Seventeen didn't exactly find it all glitter and sugar working for editrix Atoosa Rubenstein. PageSix
• Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito are engaged. (If you like Bradley, you can check him out at my gym Chelsea Piers, he's always there 'bout 2pm.) Faded Youth
• Barbara Walter's ABC allegedly paid The Crocodile Widow $1m to for an interview. Shit, I'll KILL my man with a stingray for $1m. "Here honey!" DailyNews
• Screech's sex tape update. Here's a lengthier clip. TMZ
• 'The empress of gays' Barbara Streisand launches her biggest tour ever! Reuters
• Can't bad Republicans just stay in the closet? Mark Foley comes out. 365Gay
• "I have never bashed any gays before, and if I bashed gays, I bashed them 16 years ago," Buju Bantu. Bad homophobe Reggae dude. 365Gay

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• Nick Carter: "I cheated on Paris with Ashlee Simpson." Hollywood
• Possible Janet and Justin reunion to be performed at the Grammies. This time, hopefully, she'll reach over and grab his pants and rip... PageSix
• Aaron Carter is a low life. He wants his ex-fiancé to return the $10,000 earings he bought her... so he can sell em and buy a first-rate hooker. Starpulse
• Elizabeth Hurley is not only high maintenance but a boozer. Profusion123
• How Angie got Brad to speak out for gay marriage. Nat'l Ledger

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• Welcome back to the Anna Nicole Smith Circus Show, next up, she marries her lawyer Howard K. Stern. Star
• Beyoncé and Jay Z get crushed by the weight of their egos. TMZ
• Madonna tops Britney for highest paid female celebrity. Her new 'do ain't bad either. Superficial
• Avril Lavigne spits on photographers in a drunken stupor. Egotastic!
• Calling all West Coast gays! Disneyland's unofficial 'Gay Day' is Oct. 7th.  Advocate
• 'Ugly Betty' last night was geeeeeenius. Desperate Housewives is so over. Long live Betty! Boston
• Gay couples living in Rhode Island can marry in Massachusetts. 365 Gay
• MUST SEE VIDEO: Lesbionic couple hold their own to a homophobe twice their size in a Wisconsin diner. The Milwaukee Channel by way of Towelroad

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• Anna Nicole's kid update: Lexapro, methadone, and Zoloft killed him. People
• A preview of Screech's sex tape. (SFW) TMZ
• Brad Pitt: No more pictures with my pants off. Page6
• Real World Ann Arbor casting. What?! They didn't want to do Detroit? Bricks And Stones
• Sexy Justin gets back at Janet. He controls top spot on the charts. StarPulse
• Minnesota's anti-gay marriage ammendment looks like it won't pass. 365Gay
• Gays should die for a war they don't believe in just like everybody else. More protests at military recruitment offices. 365Gay

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• Gay hip hop festival in London. The part of video hos will be played by twinks spread over Beemers. 429 News
• Julie "Sound of Music" Andrews gets a lifetime achievement award from SAG. Girl that's the kiss of death. That's the door prize to heaven. BBC
• Another reason to love the UK: "A gay 15-year-old boy wore a tiara and a flowing dress to become a Somerset town's new carnival queen." If that boy didn't earn the tiara you know he was gonna knock some bitch out. Ananova
• The harsh reality of gay marriage. Gay divorce. SFGate
• An update on Miss Star Jones "I Wear Unemployment Like a Balenciaga Wrap That I Refused to Pay For" Reynolds. PEN15
• Alec Baldwin's not only fat, and aging, he's a raving lunatic. Page6
• The unraveling of Hollywood's #1 stylist, Rachel Zoe. Some say she's held together by cigarettes and fairy dust. UK Sunday Times
• Howard Stern is Anna Nicole's baby daddy? That's Howard K Stern, her lawyer. AP
• Screech joins list of D-List stars with a sex tape, however he bests them with a Dirty Sanchez scene...yes...Dirty Sanchez. "Saved By The Smell" DailyNews
• Katie Couric has fallen from grace. She's now #2 behind NBC's Nightly News. She was so pissed I bet she threw a cell phone at her assistant. People
  

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• As to whether she'd rather invite Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan to her next birthday party, Ivanka Trump shot back: "Neither!" and other Trump quotes... PageSix
• George Michael's back on stage, and so is his pit bull which "pleasured" a George Dubya blow up doll. The Sun
• Janet will be on Oprah today. Set those TiVos, you never know what body part will just flop out. JBB
• Not even the best pschics could have predicted Miss Cleo was a lesbian. DailyDish
• What's the hottest sex tape on the net? Marcia Cross from "Desperate Housewives". DailySnack
• Whitney's already dating some other punk ass... MediaTakeOut
• Fergie's boob flops out on TRL. BricksAndStones
  

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Gay Ex-Gov. Greevey's tell all book is flying off the shelves-suburban housewives learn new sexual positions. 365Gay
Details of the 'gay torture' techniques at Abu Graib come to light. Broomstick sodomy, cellophane wrapping, forced masturbation, people pay good money to get treatment like that! Yahoo!
The New CW to old Tyra "Lost some weight, or else!" MediaTakeOut
The new Queer Duck Movie's gone straight to video but well worth the DVD rental. UltraNow
-Head scratching comment- Rupert Everett, "I have no sperm left." Telegraph
Bringing sexy back paid off, Justin's new album hit #1. Billboard
Beyonce is a vampire. AteTooMuchPezHilton
Michael Jackson to open a Leprechaun inspired theme park in Ireland. MSNBC

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• Cocaine-the new energy drink. ABCNews
• Anna Nicole Smith update: Son's death was not homocide or suicide. AP
• Steve-O reveals he "rubbed one out" on Nicole Richie's back. Gross. DListed
• 50 Cent gets himself a Pussycat Doll. Media Take Out
• Diddy caught in a love triangle with his "Making The Band" group, Danity Kane. Media Take Out
• Another reason to hate on Jim McGreevey. He blocked gay marriage in New Jersey to hide the fact that he was a big ol' homo. IHT