Ryan Carnes is the hott new landscaper from Desperate Housewives. His killer face and tight bod make girls and guys alike, swoon. Usually he gives you a flawless face and a sweet smile. However, in the shot on the right, he is all cracksie crackne. You can see the chemicals coming out of his skin, ewwww. And that smile says, "WhEre'S tHe liNes?!" His eyes are dialated so bad, you could breakdance on his pupils.
Fizzle Ryan fizzle...
